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Yeah, i changed my avatar for the first time after getting a deviantart account (lots of years ago).
The new one is taken from a business card i'm making for myself to keep the identity between the two on the same track.
Whatcha think?

On another note, my design, photography and technical skills are all on the up as can be seen fromt he history of my main gallery...
Yey!
University does work!
And over the last few months i have been freelancing on a serious basis on peopleperhour.com, earning real touchable money for my creations for other clients. I spent it all on stuff and it no longer exists in my bank,

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THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Stewart
2. Daviez (as some of the army cadet force calls me, as well as david)
3. Cadet (dudes on coll)

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU'VE HAD:
1. Stew
2. Turnip-stew
3. fatcat

THREE THINGS YOU'VE DONE IN THE LAST 33 MINUTES:
1. had food
2. wrestle my small dog
3. take some dead skin off my foot

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Having a crazy imagination
2. eyes
3. being able to torment and prove people wrong.

THREE THINGS YOU DISLIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. super hairy legs
2. I never get too angry :L
3. Being too lazy sometimes

THREE THINGS YOU'RE AFRAID OF:
1. Jade Peace
2. Drowning or dieing from toothache
3. monkeys in palm trees throwing coconuts at my head

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. jeans
2. men fighting with croc whips t-shirt
3. underwear, wow, im only wearing three things

THREE IMPORTANT OBJECTS:
1. bed, you can do soo much there! just dont eat toast on it cos you will never get the crums off,
2. Ps3
3. Ipod, which i left behind in english land. Show's how much i look after things

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS:
1. Muse
2. Kasabian
3. Fatboy Slim

THREE WAYS TO BE HAPPY:
1. Think of a really really sad time in your life, then think of it where everybody has those joke glasses with the plastic nose and moustache
2. Think of a really really sad time in your life, then think of it where unicorns come bursting through windows to steal your eletrical goods to sell on for crystal meth, ever seen a unicorn on meth? UBER LOLZ! really really.
3. Think of a really really sad time in your life, then think of it where a garden gnome sits with his wheelbarrow and stares at you, endlessly.

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. Fire - Kasabian
2. Overweight - Blue october
3. Bliss - Muse

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX:
1. Relly long hair
2. 2 eyes, blue or brown
3. Mental strength.

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. Raise the dead
2. prove that gravity has given up on sloths because they are soo lazy
3. Cheat on somebody, unless that someone is actualy a deamon from hell placed on earth as a female to grant my darkest desires of a ham sandwich, with mustard.

THREE GIFTS YOU WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE:
1. Ipod touch
2. Aston Martin DBS
3. A slave like borris johnston, or the actual borris

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Snowboarding
2. having a day off work
3. going to see a really good film

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. sleep for a while
2. make 1 ltr of ferrofluid, or some aerogel
3. take a walk through a fiber-optic garden (organic plants 70%, fiber-optic cables 30%) where the light that comes out the tips changes through colours of the spectrum.