THREE NAMES YOU GO BY:
1. Stewart
2. Daviez (as some of the army cadet force calls me, as well as david)
3. Cadet (dudes on coll)

THREE SCREEN NAMES YOU'VE HAD:
1. Stew
2. Turnip-stew
3. fatcat

THREE THINGS YOU'VE DONE IN THE LAST 33 MINUTES:
1. had food
2. wrestle my small dog
3. take some dead skin off my foot

THREE THINGS YOU LIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. Having a crazy imagination
2. eyes
3. being able to torment and prove people wrong.

THREE THINGS YOU DISLIKE ABOUT YOURSELF:
1. super hairy legs
2. I never get too angry :L
3. Being too lazy sometimes

THREE THINGS YOU'RE AFRAID OF:
1. Jade Peace
2. Drowning or dieing from toothache
3. monkeys in palm trees throwing coconuts at my head

THREE THINGS YOU ARE WEARING RIGHT NOW:
1. jeans
2. men fighting with croc whips t-shirt
3. underwear, wow, im only wearing three things

THREE IMPORTANT OBJECTS:
1. bed, you can do soo much there! just dont eat toast on it cos you will never get the crums off,
2. Ps3
3. Ipod, which i left behind in english land. Show's how much i look after things

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE BANDS:
1. Muse
2. Kasabian
3. Fatboy Slim

THREE WAYS TO BE HAPPY:
1. Think of a really really sad time in your life, then think of it where everybody has those joke glasses with the plastic nose and moustache
2. Think of a really really sad time in your life, then think of it where unicorns come bursting through windows to steal your eletrical goods to sell on for crystal meth, ever seen a unicorn on meth? UBER LOLZ! really really.
3. Think of a really really sad time in your life, then think of it where a garden gnome sits with his wheelbarrow and stares at you, endlessly.

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE SONGS AT PRESENT:
1. Fire - Kasabian
2. Overweight - Blue october
3. Bliss - Muse

THREE PHYSICAL THINGS YOU LIKE IN THE OPPOSITE SEX:
1. Relly long hair
2. 2 eyes, blue or brown
3. Mental strength.

THREE THINGS YOU JUST CAN'T DO:
1. Raise the dead
2. prove that gravity has given up on sloths because they are soo lazy
3. Cheat on somebody, unless that someone is actualy a deamon from hell placed on earth as a female to grant my darkest desires of a ham sandwich, with mustard.

THREE GIFTS YOU WOULD LIKE TO RECEIVE:
1. Ipod touch
2. Aston Martin DBS
3. A slave like borris johnston, or the actual borris

THREE OF YOUR FAVORITE HOBBIES:
1. Snowboarding
2. having a day off work
3. going to see a really good film

THREE THINGS YOU WANT TO DO REALLY BADLY RIGHT NOW:
1. sleep for a while
2. make 1 ltr of ferrofluid, or some aerogel
3. take a walk through a fiber-optic garden (organic plants 70%, fiber-optic cables 30%) where the light that comes out the tips changes through colours of the spectrum.